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Please don’t email me to describe in horrific detail the dangers of making this kind of information available on the internet. I do not foresee creepy AOL stalkers coming to my home, or someone I pissed off in a forum letter-bombing me, or whatever the other fears are. Anyway, most of this can be dug up by any savvy web-foot on his own.